


Don't Fart - T-Shirt for Men - Front Print
Hold The Gas... Don’t Fart—because every lifter knows that pushing heavy weight and holding it all in can be a struggle. This tee is for the guys who’ve been there—standing tall under the barbell, feeling the pressure, and praying nothing goes wrong. Whether you’re hitting your max squat, pushing through deadlifts, or just trying to hold it together, this shirt is for those epic moments when you’ve got to keep it together.
Made for gym warriors, powerlifters, and every guy who knows that the real challenge is holding your form and your gas. Picture yourself grinding through that set, locking eyes with your training partner, and sharing a knowing smile—because we’ve all been there. This isn’t just a tee, it’s a lifter’s truth. Grab yours now and wear it with pride—just remember to keep the gas in check!
Premium Fabric & Sustainable Quality
Crafted from 100% ethically sourced US cotton, this heavy cotton tee offers durability, comfort, and sustainability. The 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) fabric is soft yet strong, making it perfect for year-round wear. It's made of 100% cotton.
This tee is Oeko-Tex certified for safety and meets strict environmental and ethical production standards under the US Cotton Trust Protocol.
Design & Comfort Features
- Classic Fit: A relaxed, timeless look suitable for both casual and semi-formal occasions.
- No Side Seams: Tubular-knit construction eliminates uncomfortable side seams and reduces fabric waste.
- Ribbed Knit Collar: Highly elastic and designed to retain its shape over time.
- Tear-Away Label: Scratch-free comfort with no irritation.
- Shoulder Tape Reinforcement: Stabilizes the back of the garment to prevent stretching.
Care Instructions
To keep your tee in top condition:
✅ Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F)
✅ Use non-chlorine bleach as needed
✅ Tumble dry on medium
❌ Do not iron the printed design
❌ Do not dry clean
Upgrade your wardrobe with this versatile, high-quality, and ethically made staple!
We offer multiple shipping options to suit your needs. Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75!
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- Economy: 4 - 8 business days → $3.99
- Standard: 2 - 5 business days → $4.75
- Express: 2 - 3 business days → $7.99
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FAQ
How long does shipping take?
We offer three shipping options:
- Economy: 4 - 8 business days
- Standard: 2 - 5 business days
- Express: 2 - 3 business days
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email.
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. To start a return, contact us, and we’ll guide you through the process.
What size should I order?
Our t-shirts have an athletic fit that hugs the arms and chest while allowing flexibility. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up. Check out our size chart for exact measurements.