


Don't Fart - Hoodie for Men - Front Print
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Hold The Gas… Don’t Fart… Please No…—because some battles in the gym are harder than the lift itself. This hoodie is for the guys who hit the squat rack, load up the plates, and pray their pre-workout meal doesn’t betray them. Featuring a jacked skeleton struggling under the weight (and the pressure), this design is guaranteed to get laughs while keeping you warm between sets.
Made for gym bros, powerlifters, and anyone who’s been in a high-stakes leg day situation. Picture yourself mid-rep, rocking this hoodie, and catching smirks from those who know exactly what’s up. This isn’t just a hoodie—it’s gym life in a nutshell. Snag yours now and lift carefully!
Premium Fabric & Sustainable Quality
Crafted from 100% ring-spun US cotton, this lightweight hooded sweatshirt offers unmatched softness, breathability, and durability. The 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²) fabric provides a light yet cozy feel, perfect for layering or wearing solo.
Made with OEKO-TEX® certified low-impact dyes and clean pigment dye colors, it’s a sustainable choice that supports eco-friendly production. As a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, this sweatshirt meets strict environmental and ethical standards.
Design & Comfort Features
- Relaxed Fit: Designed for a casual, comfortable feel with a slightly oversized look.
- Jersey-Lined Hood: Features a soft, jersey-lined hood with a natural-colored flatcord (white flatcord for white and ivory variants).
- Rolled Forward Shoulders: Enhances mobility and comfort for a better fit.
- Sewn-In Twill Label: Ensures a smooth, scratch-free wearing experience.
Care Instructions
To keep your sweatshirt in top condition:
✅ Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
✅ Tumble dry on low heat
✅ Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
❌ Do not bleach
❌ Do not dry clean
Upgrade your wardrobe with this lightweight, high-quality, and sustainably made essential!
We offer multiple shipping options to suit your needs. Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $75!
United States 🇺🇸
- Economy: 4 - 8 business days → $7.39
- Standard: 2 - 5 business days → $8.49
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FAQ
How long does shipping take?
We offer three shipping options:
- Economy: 4 - 8 business days
- Standard: 2 - 5 business days
Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email.
What is your return policy?
We accept returns within 14 days of receiving your order. Items must be unworn, unwashed, and in their original condition. To start a return, contact us, and we’ll guide you through the process.
What size should I order?
Our hoodies feature a relaxed fit for a comfortable and cozy feel, perfect for layering. Designed with roomy sleeves and a spacious cut, they provide warmth without feeling bulky. If you prefer an oversized look, we recommend sizing up. Check out our size chart for exact measurements.